1. snake-dad:

    we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

    (Source: doglets, via phobias)

  2. (Source: wannajoke, via orgasm)

  3. fortressofself:

    you idiot

    (Source: reddit.com, via insidellewyn)


  4. shavingryansprivates:



    science tumblr why the hoobly boobly

    tectonic plates

    thank You

    (via next-year-darling)


  6. turkey-imported-from-maine:



    i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

    a dentist

    i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

    (via dont-encourage-him-marius)


  7. kansass:

    lets play a game called are u bad at texting back or do u hate me

    (via pizza)


  8. the-time-goddess-of-221b:


    so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and


    i’m fucking crying 

    it says ‘no.’

    it literally says NO.

    oh my god

    (via pizza)

  9. (Source: youaresodiumfine, via pizza)

  10. silent-dialogue:

    what the fuck this kid has better style than 99% of the male population

    (Source: merman861015, via all-these-little-loves)