1. nedsseveredhead:

    I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

    (via n-champagne)


  2. charlienight:

    pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

    (via fake-mermaid)

  3. (Source: shreddder, via thiccthot)


  4. urbancatfitters:

    “shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised

    (Source: urbancatfitters, via fake-mermaid)


  6. xgenepositive:


    no dog should ever be homeless

    no home should ever be dogless

    (Source: nosdrinker, via pizza)


  7. shavingryansprivates:



    s cience tumblr why the hoobly boobly

    Tectonic plates

    thank You

    (via geniusly)


  8. bombing:

    i came out tonight to get attacked and honestly i am having such a fun time right now

    (via geniusly)