1. original-plastic:

    Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

    (via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

     

    1. Cop: Have you been drinking?
    2. Me: I been drankin'
    3. Cop: Surfbort
    4. Me: Surfbort
     
  2. toothpast:

    103312:

    asperatus cloud

    asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND

    (via fake-mermaid)

     

  3. shouldnt:

    Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

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    (via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

     
  4. (Source: blewart, via radmadical)

     
  5. mrscalypsojackson:

    THIS SHOW GAVE ZERO FUCKS

    (via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

     

  6. jipersnoeofficial:

    officialcheesepolice:

    jipersnoeofficial:

    to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

    you are a 20 year old male

    • I
    • AM
    • YOUR
    • MOTHER
    • NOW

    (Source: officialspoopysnoe, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

     
  7. lesserjoke:

    The one on the right looks so upset about this development.

    (Source: awwww-cute, via realhousewivesofuganda)

     

  8. otterparade:

    congragulation:

    the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

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    (via wrists)

     
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